Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Step Right Up For A Fresh Cup Of "What The Hell Is That?"!

I've turned over a new leaf in life! Well, I wouldn't exactly say "turned over" more like I've squished and wrung out...

To catch you up...
During the months that followed summer, I started this really strange routine. I was doing the same amount of nothingness day in and day out. My day would consist of; getting up early to get the kids off to school, after that I would go on safari and graze my way through the fridge. Then I'd start watching TV for a few hours, and I then finished up my afternoon with a nap until the kids came back home. When they got home, I did the "motherly thing" until the youngest went to bed at 7:30. 7:30 became my bedtime as well.

Day after day this went on. I didn't do it because of any form of "depression", I did it purely out of "boredom". I didn't know what else to do with myself, or my time. Summer was over, both kids were in school,the weather was cold and dark, and all of my friends worked during the day. It was just me, myself, and I every day and that got old very quick. Eating and napping were a very satisfying way of killing large amounts of time.

November is when my new "lifestyle" really had started to show. I don't own a people scale, (I could care less how much my bones, blood, and hair weigh!) but I knew something was a wry just by the way my clothes were fitting on my body. Before I knew it I couldn't fit the clothes I had just wore during the peak of summer. I had sky rocketed up 2 pant sizes and 2 shirt sizes.

Along with my instant weight gain, I had absolutely no energy to do anything at all. Even walking across the house became tiring for me. If I didn't do something, and do it quick, my health would perish.

In December, I kicked around the idea of taking some exercise classes at the local YMCA. This was tough for me because I had never taken an exercise class before, and didn't even know what to do in the class or how to go about joining. I was comfortable doing farm work, and I couldn't imagine myself in a snobby suburbia Yoga class! In the end, I ended up selecting 5 classes; Cycling, Aqua Yoga, Pilate's, (land) Yoga, and Tai-Chi. All were due to start the week of January 9th.

While waiting for time to tick by, and my classes to start I started watching some documentaries on food and it's relation to the body. I watched the documentary "Fat, sick and nearly dead". Boy was that an eye opener! It really had me thinking of my own self and how I could apply my newly learned knowledge.

For those not familiar with that documentary, it is about a middle aged gentleman who was grossly overweight and had some minor health issues going on. He learned that by feeding the body the nutrition it needed -by extracting it from plant matter (aka: Using a juicer) he was able to significantly reduce his weight, and cure his ailments.

Next came the documentary titled "Forks over knives". That documentary taught me the same principle in diet as the first. With those two under my belt I went on a mission to learn more about this way of thinking. Both follow a whole foods, raw food, vegan type of approach.

I knew I wanted to take on this challenge. Even if I wouldn't be on a 100% raw foods diet- "close" would be better than nothing at all! Now... I needed a juicer...

After many hours of reading product reviews, and watching informational videos I decided the juicer that would suit me best was called the Omega Vert HD juicer. Let's just say you have to be REALLY committed to this because they sure don't just give these juicers away! $400.00 later *cough!*, juicer in hand...

It arrived one afternoon upon returning from a lunch outing (go figure, isn't that Murphy's Law? It comes after I just pigged out) But I was so eager to juice something!

My very first juice was apple juice. I was mortified with my first sip! What an unexpected texture! Did I mention I HATE pulp in orange juice?? The juice was so full of pulp that I didn't know if I should chew it or drink it. I chalked it up to having old apples, and that fresher apples would be less pulpy.

My second juice was an apple / carrot mixture. I learned right away that carrots have a very strong flavor and can easily over power the sweet taste of apple, but I got through it.

Even though it was fun to juice everything in sight I had realized that I needed a plan... Like a recipe book!

2 books on raw food/smoothies, and $60.00 on produce at the grocery store later- I was on my way!

My first real green juice was called "Power Greens" and consisted of: 2 apples, 3 stalks celery, 2 handfuls of spinach, 1/2 fennel bulb, 3 romaine lettuce leaves, 2 kale leaves, 1" of ginger, and 1/2 a lemon.

Words do not describe how awful this looked, smelled, and tasted. Not to mention it was thick like V8 juice! It was SO bad it took everything I had not to throw up while drinking it! But I plugged my nose and chugged. Vowing not to do THAT again.

After that experience, I stepped back and made juice that was more fruit based with a minor amount of green plants. These were much better tasting!

My biggest "thrill" has been taking a picture of each of my masterpieces and posting them to my facebook wall. Each one nastier looking then the last! Blueberries,apples, banana, and spinach make a really disgusting looking drink! I've laughed at the multitude of "what the Hell is that?" comments I have received!

All in all, I'm not 100% veggie. I'm trying, but let's not forget that I do have freezer upon freezer of frozen meat that we have raised here on the farm. I've been trying to juice 2x's a day and eat one small meal. Not to mention, juicing is expensive! I've blown through more fruits/veggies in 3 days than I have in an entire month. Being Winter doesn't help either. It's not like I can walk outside and pick my meal.

On a positive note, I have noticed that in the two weeks of starting exercise classes (3 on Monday, 2 on Wed., and 1 on Thurs.), and with the few days of juicing I have in, that my energy level and mood have greatly improved! I have pep in my step! I haven't lost any weight (I don't count 1/2 a pound as a major loss)yet- but I am feeling fantastic about my new lifestyle and choices, and feel good about the path that I am heading down.